Parodies, puns and assorted doodles inspired by favored tunes

Two Kites

Two Kites 1979 Antonio Carlos Jobim And by the way have you forgotten to say Where you live, what’s your name, what you do In case you’re free We can go you and me to the zoo And may I ask you what you to do with your days, With your nights, with your...

There’s a Small Hotel

There’s a Small Hotel 1936 Music by Richard Rodgers Lyrics by Lorenz Hart For there’s a small hotel With a wishing well I wish that we were there together … Looking through the window You can see a distant steeple Not a sign of people who Wants...

That’s Life

That’s Life 1963 Dean Kay and Kelly Gordon I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet A pawn and a king I’ve been up and down and over and out And I know one thing Each time I find myself Flat on my face I pick myself up and get Back in the race...

Tenderly

Tenderly 1946 Music by Walter Gross Lyrics by Jack Lawrence The evening breeze caressed the trees tenderly The trembling trees embraced the breeze tenderly Then you and I came wandering by And lost in a sigh were we The shore was kissed by sea and mist tenderly I...

Tea for Two

Tea for Two 1924 Music Vincent Youmans Lyrics Irving Caesar Picture you upon my knee, just tea for two and two for tea, Just me for you and you for me, alone! Nobody near us, to see us or hear us, No friends or relations on weekend vacations, We won’t have it...