Parodies, puns and assorted doodles inspired by favored tunes

Popsicle Toes

Michael Franks 1976

And when God gave out rythm
He sure was good to you.
You can add, subtract, multiply and divide…
By two.
I know today’s your birthday,
And I did not buy no rose.
But I wrote this song instead and I call it,
“Popsicle Toes”.
Popsicle toes.
Popsicle toes are always froze.

We oughta have a birthday party,
And you can wear you birthday clothes
We can hit the floor
And go explore those
Popsicle toes.
You got the nicest North America
This sailor ever saw.
I’d like to feel your warm Brazil
And touch your Panama

Favorite Recordings

Michael Franks
Manhattan Transfer